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We're all idiots but you win.

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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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I do dirty things from a distance.

20

it's pumpkin season but we need to save those bananas too

14

Long, hard, and tasty...

...Yup, this one good banana.

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Girl: "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;)"

Guy: *Pulls out banana and eats it in awkward silence*

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You never know what you're capable of until you try and go crazy.

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I love watching women eat a banana in public transportation.

15

Paradox ist, dass 95% der 20 bis 30jährigen Genitalien in den Mund nehmen, sich aber davor ekeln, wenn braune Stellen auf der Schale ihrer Banane sind.

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Yes, bananas are radioactive, and yes, you should keep eating them anyway.

*

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I need another banana for my split!

12

Bananas typically don't
enjoy conversation, but
they are way too polite to interrupt you.

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