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Stupid 80s ballad "Carrie"  by Europe brought back all these feelings about the girl named Carrie in second grade that I had a crush on and who moved away then came back in junior high with big boobs and was even more beautiful and still just wanted to be friends. Now I'm sitting here in the bathroom crying and touching myself...

Look, the point is don't fall in love with somebody with the same first name as a song. Stupid 80s ballad "Carrie" by Europe brought back all these feelings about the girl named Carrie in second grade that I had a crush on and who moved away then came back in junior high with big boobs and was even more beautiful and still just wanted to be friends. Now I'm sitting here in the bathroom crying and touching myself... Look, the point is don't fall in love with somebody with the same first name as a song.
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