Trust and believe in me. Have faith in me. Fear me. Fear my wrath and power. Follow me. Make others follow me. Worship me. In gratitude, for my creation of your existence. Submit to me. Completely. Confess all of your sins to me. Sins which were predefined by: me. Sacrifice to me. Make financial sacrifices to me weekly. Offerings.
All this-in exchange, I barter with you,
safe travels-in the *right direction-into
the afterlife, and forevermore.
Unfortunately you won't really know,
if I am an honest salesman or not, until you are dead. 
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