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I opened the ketchup bottle and some of it squirted in my eye. I realize now I should have held it a little farther away. 
Oh well, you know what they say: Heinzsight is 20-20. I opened the ketchup bottle and some of it squirted in my eye. I realize now I should have held it a little farther away. Oh well, you know what they say: Heinzsight is 20-20.
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