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Alec: "I just want you to know that I realize that to you vampires this feeding business sometimes equals sexy times... My sister may have told me more than I wanted to know... Anyway, my point is that I am not attracted to you in the slightest."
Simon: "Right. Well, you don't ring my bells either, so I guess we're even. Although you could have faked it for five-"
Alec: "No, I couldn't..."