so, my husband just woke up and said to me "GOD DAMMIT I'M FUCKING THIRSTY!" he walked to the kitchen to grab a water bottle. so I asked him what's wrong? he points to the water bottle and says "I'm thirsty and want some water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAN OF SOUP!"

so, my husband just woke up and said to me "GOD DAMMIT I'M FUCKING THIRSTY!" he walked to the kitchen to grab a water bottle. so I asked him what's wrong? he points to the water bottle and says "I'm thirsty and want some water, BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAN OF SOUP!"

#hahaha, #sleepwalking, #sleeptalking

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