A woman walks up to a drunk man at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." - Post by avant-garde on Boldomatic

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A woman walks up to a drunk man at a bar and tells him,
"If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."
The man replies,
"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A woman walks up to a drunk man at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

#antijoke

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