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when I imagine
that seeing how violently my choices
and lack of shame
might make my deceased mom
roll over
in her grave
it both amuses me
(like I could ever execute that)
and baffles me
(that some people find
that theory reasonable)
and then amused again
(because at times,
if you want to believe such a thing,
you can find what you'd consider
supportive evidence)