mum: don't forget, dad and i are leaving for italy tomorrow.
me: okay buy me a present.
mum: now i went to the store and bought groceries, i don't know why i did but i did. so you'll need to come over and pick them up. now duchess, she has to have her walk at 5 pm exactly, don't forget. and for God's sake don't let your brother come over and raid the liquor cabinet. oh and don't forget loew's will be out on monday to measure the floors, and tell them to take their shoes off when they come in the house. oh and MIST the orchids 
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