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Having big boobs
Friends: "OMG you look like your size Tripple F"

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"Everything is going to be okay"
Yeah, because its not happening to you.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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It was all a dream.

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Flirting*
Normal people: "hey there beautiful"
Me: "So, you like bread sticks?"

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

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monday. monday. monday. monday. monday. saturday. sunday.

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