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Trying to laugh at the world... not always succeeding.

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Intelligence
is knowing that
tomatoes are a fruit

Wisdom
is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad

(by V. Jogi)

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Oedipus walks
into a bar:

- Hey guys...

- Hey motherfucker

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If you CHOOSE to do it, no matter how hard it is,
it's NOT work.

Conversely,

If you HAVE to do it,
no matter how nice it is,
it's SHIT!

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If by looking at an automatic weaving machine you can't conjure the tears of the depressed, the spilled semen of the filanderer, the vomit of the alcoholic or the ejaculate of the masturbating lonely wife, then you don't comprehend the deeply seeded humanity of technology...

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Only dead fish follow the stream.

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People offended by words are not worth talking to.

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You have two lives.

The second one begins when you realize you only have one.

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Can't understand why something so rare is called

"common"
sense

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