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i'm the foe of moderation; the champion of excess. i'd rather be strongly wrong, than weakly right.

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Daughter 1: dad, am a lesbian
Dad: ok, thats fine.
Daughter 2: Dad, am a lesbian as well.
Dad: Wtf!! does'nt anyone in this family like dick!
Son: I do.

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wanna come over to my space and twitter my yahoo till i google all over your facebook?!

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the difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs breakfast. chicken was involved;the pig is commited.

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sometimes i drink a glass of water just to surprize my liver!

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people who think by the inch, and talk by the yard, deserve to be kicked by the foot.

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Sex for men is just like banking.First you make a deposit, then you make a withdrawal, and then you lose interest!

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the harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

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The neurotic builds castles in the sky, the psychotic lives in them and the psychiatrist collects the rent.

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