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How does Moses make coffee?

He brew.

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I have a black belt in sarcasm

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as lost as Alice.

as mad as the Hatter.

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The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

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A snowflake is winters butterfly!

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I really want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people get drunk.

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I hope we are friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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