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I do what I please, and nothing more.

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I'd rather cuddle then have sex.

If you're good at grammar, you'll get it.

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I like sleeping,

its like death but without the commitment

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a ghost could be humping you right now and you'd never know

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What do you call a chinese sex offender?

Rai Ping Yu

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Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood.

So technically, pancakes are more important than family.

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One of the things I've been wondering my whole life is:

Does actors get boners doing a sex scene?

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Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence.
Eat a steak.

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Pollen is plant sperm. Thus, making hay fever an STD.
Since nobody voluntarily takes in pollen,

I concluded that we're all raped by trees.

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