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scottie

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless experience go its pretty Damn Good!!

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NEVER
TRUST
A
JACK

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All you need is
BEER

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I am engaged to the worlds best
Cocksucker

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after monday and tuesday, even the calander says WTF.

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if i have an apple you have an apple and we swap we still have 1 apple. but if i have an idea, you have an idea and we swap we have 2 ideas.

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