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rodkelly

Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

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I hope all my troubles last about as long as my New Years resolutions.

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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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Who doesn't understand my silence, will never understand my words.

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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

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I am a kid at heart and a 47 year old coal miner at liver.

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