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Pashtounli01

should I start a party

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Pashtounli01

love is in the air ?

wrong. nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide are in the air.

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Verzweifle nicht, wenn du kein Profi bist.
Ein Amateur hat die Arche gebaut, Profis die Titanic.

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right now...
50000 people are hugging
35000 people are kissing
15000 people are having sex
and you... well, you are reading this

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a condom is still cheaper than a diaper

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you are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world and that is why you are in so much pain

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the women still remember their first kiss while the men just forgot the last one.

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some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

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i love you with all my boobs.

i would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.

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