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i will post true words and my funniest jokes daily!

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förvänta inte för mycket - det ger bara lidande

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thank god pets can't talk, they know too much.

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my chinese friend died last week. so yung.

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i really need a day between saturday and sunday

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i farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed. not my fault they don't have windows.

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be thruthful, gentle and fearless

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i hate girls that say all guys are the same. who told you to try them all? slut!

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tuesday is only a slightly better looking version of monday

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