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one-liners

If you think life is too short,

get a shitty job

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If I got a dollar for everytime I thought of you,

i would start thinking of you.

14

Better late than never,

but never late is better.

13

I'd rather cry over the truth

then smile over a lie.

14

They told me I can't,

thats why I did.

8

Just remember that telephones

Are working in both ways...

7

Only dead fish

go with the flow

9

You know what they say about cliffhangers,

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