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MsVeronicaC

Sunday Sunday Sunday is the only day said 3 times in a row

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Anyone else notice liquor is really "lick her"

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The heart wants what it wants... tacos. It wants tacos.

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You have great taste oh and your style is good too

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Magnetism is my favorite ism.

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Someone following you used to mean a creeper was afoot. Times haven't much changed.

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if a male goose is a gander, a female goose should be a stare

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Sometimes i wish someone was tailing me so they could tell me where the hell i left my KEYS!

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if whoopie means sex the whoopie cushion inventor was a man ahead of his time

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Forget C. Emergen D. That's what makes me strut into work.

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Middle initials. Greedy bastards are both second and first.

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To what do u owe the pleasure? I don't usually pay for pleasure so you tell me.

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Two in the bush is better than one in the hand

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Long story short never trust anyone who says long story short.

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itty
bitty
witty committee

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Sleep tight knowing I have insomnia and hate people who sleep tight

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no sleep till Brooklyn. no eat till bikini season ends.

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I'm a
milieu naire

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cross your t's and hope to die

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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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wi-fight it baby

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ur kid is cuter... over there--->

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My tits are down here

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I told you you'd fall in love with me

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You break you die

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