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when i want an opinion, i'll remove the duct tape...

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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

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it's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; hide and seek.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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We can't be friends if you don't understand my sarcasm •

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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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