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MMD

A penny
for your thoughts,
5 bucks if they are dirty.

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Die besten Frauen sind attraktiv, selbständig, intelligent, selbstbewusst und witzig. Die besten Männer haben keine Angst vor solchen Frauen.

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Ich mag Menschen, die auf angenehme Weise einen an der Waffel haben.

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Go to church but instead of praying, whisper Nirvana song lyrics to yourself.

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Just found this new app that tells you which of your family members are racist. It's called Facebook.

4

"Umm"

- First horse that got ridden

3

One less thing to hang yourself with at work - let me present you the wireless mouse.

3

"Let's get one thing straight: Gays"

- Republicans

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