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"booby trap" spelled backward is "party boob."

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Your mother is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

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"God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." -Ruth Libby

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Bill Nighy can do no wrong.

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It's all fun and games until you get soap in your peehole.

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Harvey Kinkle is my spirit animal.

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There's not much hotter than fur & ink.

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"I love it! its like 'gay priest on a yacht'". - Isaac Mizrahi

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