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Teacher: "Why is your cat in school?"

Kid: "Because i heard dad say to mom, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' "

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Roses are red,
my name is Dave,
this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Michelle: I'm so sad...

Barack: Why are you sad?

Michelle: I feel like you don't care about me anymore.

Barack: Don't worry. OBAMACARE!!!

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The holey sword will R.I.P. you apart

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Making pixel art is sort of like using a blender.

You just throw in a bunch of stuff n' you mix it around a lil' bit. Voilla!

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Now, you're going to take that shit, and you ride it.
HARD!!!
Show it who's BOSS!!!

Why are you looking at me so strangely?

I was talking about the bike over there.

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Breaking a mirror gives you 7 years of bad luck...

But isn't breaking a mirror unlucky then?

Wouldn't that render you unlucky BEFORE breaking the mirror?

This text is either bullsh*t, philosophy or a paradox...

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Say "beer can" with a british accent.

I just taught you how to say "bacon" with a jamaican accent..!

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