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MarkAgee

Standup. Wrote for 'Jeselnik Offensive' on Comedy Central. Currently working on TruTV's 'Comedy Knockout.'

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MarkAgee

There's nothing like the look on the face of a woman who has just entered a coffee shop and is praying you are not her Tinder date

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Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

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Since Ariel was 16 when she became human do you think she got her period immediately?

Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.

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This will always be remembered as the presidential election in which the KKK, the KGB and the FBI all supported the same candidate.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that the United States has its first presidential rubber ducky

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2016: Paranoid about the Illuminati

2017: Holy shit I hope there's an Illuminati

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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

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My favorite kind of butt stuff is sitting

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