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I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking!

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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CONGRATULATIONS

My tallest finger wants to give you a
standing ovation.

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CONGRATULATIONS

My tallest finger wants to give you a
standing ovation.

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So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey wearing a taxedo. I forgot the rest of the joke but your girlfriend is a whore.

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Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.

Friend : Who?.......fuck you

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I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

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