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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

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You know your childhood is over when, you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up, you're still on the sofa.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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if you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

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From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to give you the wrong phone number

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A man asked if he could give me a blowjob.

He was a canniball

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Shut up bitch, lay down.
And let me park my car into your garage

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Twinkle, Twinkle little whore, close your legs it's not a door

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