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•• We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly ••

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The best kept secrets are the ones i keep in my closet.

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The L in my luck has been replaced with an F.

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My favorite kind of coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.

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Bitchcraft:

the art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.

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There's a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of doritos.

just saying.

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Dear life,

when i said, "can this day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

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boss:
"oh your working today?"

Me:
"no i just love this piece of shit job so much i decided to come hang out on my day off. "

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