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JeffLyons

Executive Producer of 'Nephew Swap'

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my current financial plan is hoping to find a $20 on the ground

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At the mall, walked into Levi's store, young hip female employee told me where the Relaxed Fit section was without me asking. Still got it!

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*patches hole in kitchen wall with fondant*

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Shut up Star Wars

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The parents of all of my kids’ friends are named “Hey, pal!” and “Great to see you!”

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Raisins are fruit that have given up and died. Stop sneaking dead things in cookies.

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Secretly adding "LOVE YOU, BABYCAKES!" to all of my 4th grade son's valentines to the girls in his class. He's gonna thank me for this.

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I feel like I'm the only person at Hershey Park who correctly pronounces it "Sho-co-la" like Juliette Binoche.

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