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iUserDontSay

all the things a real iphone would never say!

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iUserDontSay

Who needs a sd card slot?

1

I never looked at my iPhone while I had sex.

5

There's NO app for that.

4

Having sex
is better than using an iPhone.

3

If Android is a pirate, iOS is a nazi.

3

I can't imagine better ringtones than the iPhone has.

2

Please, give the iPhone 5S
a bigger screen!

2

Ok, the iPhone was a little bit expensive, but I won't buy any expensive accessory.

2

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