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I'm a Victoria's secret model

It's just a secret that not even Victoria knows.

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If you're single and you know it pet your cat

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I told my ex i felt like killing him, and he said I needed professional help.

So I hired a hitman.

3

"fuck" makes my sentence sound serious
"that's my fucking food"
"go
a-fucking-way"

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What doesn't kill us
makes us write terrible songs.

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'Vitamin C' = 'Vitamin yes'
in Italy.

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they told me green is the colour of happines

I painted my depressed friend green.

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3 things I hate:

1: Typing
2: Irony
3: Lists

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