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Ever feel like your life is just like a bad Fox sitcom.

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Well, if you don't like it there's nothing between you and the door but air and opportunity.

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If u don't think Drivers Ed is important then tell me when the last kid died because they couldn't do long division!

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If it were raining beautiful women I'll still get hit in the head by a fat man.

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It's all I can do to get out of Wal-Mart without beating someone's ass!

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Yeah sure, and if grandma had balls she'd been grandpa too.

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Some of these young punks today with 9 kids and no job need to have their balls cut off about 3 inches above their pecker.

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Moments of levity bring me pain.

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