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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.

A SMOKE DETECTOR THAT TURNS OFF WHEN YOU YELL "I'M JUST COOKING FOR FUCKS SAKE"

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Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

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WOMAN ARE DANGEROUS CREATURES THAT CAN'T BE TAMED. IF YOU FIND A BEER DRINKIKG NUTJOB THAT LOVES YOUR SORRY ASS, MARRY HER, YESTERDAY.

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I'M SO GLAD I GREW UP IN THE 80's AND 90's.
I DID SO MUCH STUPID SHIT AND THERE IS NO RECORD OF IT ANYWHERE.

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If by wild night you mean sitting at home with no pants on getting drunk, then yes, I'm having a wild night.

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OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK.

~ME AS A THERAPIST

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I'M NOT GREAT AT GIVING ADVICE WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BUT I CAN OFFER YOU ALCOHOL AND A GOOD TIME TO MAKE YOU FORGET.

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BEING HAPPY DOESN'T MEAN EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
IT MEANS THE ALCOHOL HAS KICKED IN.

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