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Duncanville

I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.

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You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands.

For example, if she's holding a gun, shes probably angry.

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That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

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i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

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Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a gap of information.

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Never argue with an idiot.

They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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i have bad news for anyone who's shaken my hand.

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2014 is almost over.

- lost no weight

- learned nothing

- saved no money

- still ugly

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