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the mall santas all shit into a salad bowl hidden beneath their throne and the elves have to go wash it out in the fountain every hour or so

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thinking that going to Harvard to increase your IQ is something people do once every few months like getting your hair cut

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I find myself staring at people sometimes #thinking.."#Wow and you tied your shoes this morning?"

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fuck it , if youre still anonymous in 2018 you are 100% a pervert

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sending slowmo footage of my balls undearneath the bathtub faucet being pulverized by the water pressure to ameicas funniest home videos

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first they ignore you
then they laugh at u
then you jack off & read posts for 30 years
then you die of pulmonary heart disease
then you Win

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the pope makes six figures easy. Fact

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they should make web 2.0 slot machines that show the faces of your loved ones instead of shit like cherrys, the number 7, and the word "Bar"

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