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TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY.

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YESTERDAY
I REALLY WANTED A BURRITO.
TODAY I AM EATING A BURRITO.
FOLLOW YOUR FUCKING DREAMS.

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I NEED A NAP... AND BY NAP
I MEAN A SMALL COMA SO I CAN HIDE FROM MY LIFE.

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I'M A LADY, BUT WHEN I'M MAD, I'M AN EVIL SADISTIC DEMON SPAWNED BITCH FROM HELL THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN.

AND WHEN I'M HAPPY
I BAKE COOKIES AND SHIT.

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I WONDER HOW MANY MILES I'VE SCROLLED ON MY PHONE.

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I LOVE HOW WE CAN LOOK AT EACH OTHER, NOT SAY A WORD AND KNOW WE ARE MAKING FUN OF THE SAME PERSON.

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THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA.

WHAT TIME?

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I WHISPER "WHAT THE FUCK" TO MYSELF AT LEAST 20 TIMES A DAY.

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