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what did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

- hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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you can keep complaining about the life you were given, but the fact is if you want to change it there is only one person who can do it..

spoiler alert !
- that person is you

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Why im single:

- I can't date the internet
- I can't date my favorit celebrity
- I can't date myself
- I can't date music

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leaves are green, the sky is blue, and whatever happens i will still love you

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nobody is perfect, if do something wrong, or someone hurts you, remember everyones just trying to have there shot at life

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kiss me like you meen it
love me like you care
feel me like you want to
and fuck of if your just going to stand there

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ride the wave of life

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kick that ball, score a goal, and win that trophy made of gold

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Im not dumb, people just misunder-stand my jokes.

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I looked through my old stuff the other day. And found some pictures, while i was looking through them i thought to myself " danm i was a really chubby kid"......

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Love is never ugly

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I'm floating on a cloud of the memories we made together, and now i fear i won't be able to get off again..

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i'm not the queen but if i was i would so have a guy for everything

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i was sitting stearing at the sky the other day, the wired thing about the sky is, you can look at it for days but you will never see God

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wrong or right
black or white
whatever you do in life is your choice and yours alone

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he's the one that makes me want to smile

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your a sky full of stars and everytime i look up i look up at you your the sky in my heart

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hey ask me if care

- i don't

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the way i would describe my ex
- a big bowl of shit who came in and scruede up my life

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if things arn't going right go left

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why not do something stupid just because you can

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what waitresses think: what if i could read peoples minds, then i could come with the food they want before they tell me and blow there heads of with amazement!

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I tried to play football, it failed like crazy...so let's just leave it to the World Cup prose

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i love life, the only problem is, i don't think life loves me...

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short horro story:

MONDAYS.....

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i walk in to a dark room. I look around, the only light visible, is a fluttering table light, thats placed next to bunch of papers. I walk over to the scary light that makes the room feel like it's about to birth the hulk, i look down at the paper, it's homework due in tomorrow with my name on it, everything goes silent....

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