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the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

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if you think nobody notices your alive, try missing a couple of payments

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why does everybody believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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god must love stupid people;
he made loads of them

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an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it hard enough

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this is by far your most messed up idea ever...
i'll be there in ten minutes

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a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

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