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Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

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Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

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"Who the fuck stole my...
nevermind found it."

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The thing about smart mother fuckers is they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a better one opens.

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You're never too old to throw random shit into people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.

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Some days, I look back on my life

And I'm EXTREMELY impressed that I'm still alive. ;-)

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