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I organised a game of Hide and Seek with my best friends, but eventually gave up looking for them.

Good friends are hard to find.

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I always knock on the fridge door before I open it.

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

9

I just found out Canada isn't real.

Turns out its all mapleleaf

3

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat

3

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.

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While visiting the museum, I saw my ex girlfriend standing across the hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello.

There was too much history between us

3

My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not with a stick, he just died first

3

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies

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