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Axelph

You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them •

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Let's make tacos, not war.

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My girlfriend told me we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.

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Smile..
It might
not make your problems disappear,
but it will stop people from asking what's wrong with you •

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Imagine if Scott Pilgrim wanted to go out with Taylor Swift.

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It's not that I don't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the numbers of iPads I've won and the number of iPads I own.

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If something sounds ridiculous, then it's probably a good idea.

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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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