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ashleymcd718

My name is Ashley. I live in Pinehurst, NC with my husband, Matt and our 2 sweet dogs!

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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When I finally win the lottery the first thing I am going to buy is a pot to piss in...I always wanted one of those!

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever is the definition of marriage.

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God will never drop you any farther than your knees.

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things may not always be easy or fun...but, at least i know that when everyone else in the world walks out, i have you..and just having you makes my life a little more easier & a lot more fun!! <3

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politeness is so rare that most people mistake it for flirtation.

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