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Happy Valentine's Day

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She said the spark between us was gone, So I tasered her and I'll ask her again when she wakes up

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If a women is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolatè at her.

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I have recently deleted twitter and Instagram. Instead I just shout at people when I eat and drink.
I do these because building a network is very important.
So far I have 3 followers. A doctor and two police.

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Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and theyll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back

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TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public

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I'm not sure now what's more romantic: a bouquet of roses on a sunset date or two strangers trying to make conversation

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water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make tea

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