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"Be strong"
I whisper to my coffee.

47

The way to a mans heart is through his chest. With a knife.

31

I'm not saying I'm psychic,
but I'm positive I will have no interest in what you're about to say.

27

FEED
YOUR
OWN
EGO
I'M
BUSY

63

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

19

So close yet so far..
I can touch your
hand but not
your heart •

16

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

46

The truth will set you free

but first it's going to
piss you off

25

I don't need people in my life who find it wrong to cook pasta around 2 AM

43

do you remember me?

we met in my dreams

14

I am not smart, the others are just stupid

25

The only time I put
my phone down is when it
rings.

20

My door
is always
open.

Hopefully
you'll leave.

39

When I was a kid....

No wait, I still do that.

52

slut

a woman
with the
morals of a
man

56

So you think I'm weird?

That's ok, you'll be sure in a minute.

47

People need to stop reproducing sometimes.

22

I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.

34

I may have a small penis but I'm a huge dick.

31

I'M NOT SEXY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW IT.

35

She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid,
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through
Then passed right by -
And never knew.

• Shel Silverstein

28

I don't know what's real anymore because I only have conversations in my head.

17

One thing that is never going to change is the past.

Being ok with that makes all
the difference.

16

Kids learning from TV

What Flickering lights mean:

1% electrical problems

99% demons

21

sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

29

Please
enjoy
your day.
Not mine.

13

Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.

• Goethe

13

Quit being an asshole it's not in fashion any more

10

Veni
Vidi
Velcro

I came
I saw
I stuck around

7

Worrying only makes things worse than they seem to be!

9

FLOOD:

Or you're just not doing it right.

7

I want peace but I want my revenge first!

8

I'm not made for
todays standards, sadly..
I still believe in passion, chivalry and true love •

4

I like tactical barriers

4

Arrogance
is
not confidence.

7

People don't like when you can see who they really are. And they like it even less when you show them.

6

"...be strong, but not rude;
be kind, but not weak;
be bold, but not bully;
be thoughtful, but not lazy;
be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant;
have humor, but without folly."

• Jim Rohn

5

all
you
need
is
less

15

seriously, i don't take things seriously

3

Someone told me I'm immature.

Guess whose not allowed in my tree house?

84

stop worrying about life, you're not going to survive it anyway

8

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

show the
unison

to prove
the pattern

4

You have 2 ears too hear twice and 1 mouth to speak once ,so be careful what you say , everybody is listening.

10

save your anger for the bedroom

25

You may be the most beautiful woman in the world, but what would a blind man think?

78

whenever you take look in the mirror , look to see What a blind Person would see in you. -PZTK

3

all those that wonder are thinking.

7

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

Some just break hearts for fun; to feel like they're special. Don't let them make you forget that you're special, too.

30

We are fucking infinite.

20

Working hard for something we don't care is called stress.

Working hard for something we love is called passion.

34

Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.

4

Do me right
and I'll do you
better •

53

Nonogamy?

6

Cos my baby's sweet as can be

She'd give me toothaches just from kissing me

6

"The world sees only what you do. God sees why you do it."

4

The best way to appear really stupid is believing to be smarter than others

27

time doesn't change things. time shows that things change.

24

Don't hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.

19

Nothing is really lost, until your Mom can't find it.

3

"I'm helping you maintain your bikini figure."

9

Walking around the kitchen like Pac Man when you're hungry.

4

Sometimes talking to yourself is the best conversation you'll ever have!

14

Am I
the one
your
parents warned you
about?

4

You're not
in a serious relationship until he
leaves you in a
room alone with
his phone.

47

CAN I HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST IN BED TODAY?

70

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

4

Intelligence
is like an underwear..
It is important
that you have it,
but not necessary that you show it off •

5

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

4

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

11

"If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want."

3

"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." -Claude Monet

12

I fell in love with your personality. Your looks are just a bonus.

4

I love it when
your smile
touches
mine •

38

happy on monday morning

i'm a rebel

16

I have abs...olutely nothing.

18

We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is
to create something
that will.

• Chuck Palahniuk

108

In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?

• Rainer Maria Rilke

11

Laundry and me

A neverending story

12

I only want
3 things:

See you
Hug you
Kiss you

12

Art is a celebration of life.

29

Those who are heartless, once cared too much.

162

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

Which is the better cola: Coke or Pepsi?
Haha, trick question.
The answer is Vodka.

15

What a fucking day!!

8

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