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If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

115

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

122

s i g o i
o s c
m d b u
e o j e l
t u t
i t s d
m h t i
e i f
s n t f

102

be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

127

Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

104

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

108

the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

111

It takes just a little bit of you to make a lot of me

91

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight, but lacking vision.

104

THOSE WHO STIR THE SHITPOT SHOULD LICK THE SPOON

94

Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

86

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

110

When you have more than you need build a bigger table - not a higher fence.

141

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

117

Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car saying: " I know what you did"

117

Heroes
are normal people with big hearts

120

Too many are lost
in the social atmosphere that surrounds them. Hold onto your conciousness it does exist and you alone are its source.

74

Mi papá tiene 47 años.
= My dad is 47 years old.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos.
= My potato has
47 assholes.

I love Spanish!

121

happiness sometimes sneaks in through a door you did not know you left open...

95

horngry

93

You look like all my dreams came true

103

Teach me things. Introduce me to different authors, artists, and music. That shit is sexy as fuck.

116

I refuse to go bungee jumping. ..I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't leaving because of one

126

Invite me to the hidden chambers.
Show me the light behind your eyes.

72

After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.

98

"DO NOT TOUCH"

MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST SCARIEST THINGS TO READ IN BRAILLE..

87

Eau
de
Fuck

69

fantasizing about you was the best fuck I never had

100

Close your eyes and you'll see it.

73

Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose

93

MOVE FAST,
TRAVEL SLOW.

59

I feel fucked,
but in a good way.

75

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

93

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity: lick once and you suck forever.

51

Do you ever feel like you are craving someone you've yet to meet?

56

Your current situation is not your final destination. That's difficult to believe sometimes.

103

To hell with happy endings.

I'm here for the story.

89

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