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If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

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Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

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s i g o i
o s c
m d b u
e o j e l
t u t
i t s d
m h t i
e i f
s n t f

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be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

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Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

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It takes just a little bit of you to make a lot of me

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