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Too
many
people are
walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life •

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

200

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

184

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

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Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

194

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

197

Porn titles always lack depth and imagination. Yes, we all know college girl is trying anal for the 1st time, but what's her major? Her dreams?

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