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Start each
day
with
your
favourite
lipstick,
and a
wonderful
smile

5

I enjoy romantic walks to the fridge.

11

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

9

I really don't care what you have to say unless its about free food or cute boys.

8

DEATH
is a
challenge
It tells us
not to waste
TIME !

5

I'm
too much
butterfly
for
your stomach

5

since
sex
became
easy
to get...

...love
became
hard
to find

15

everyone is atheist until the plane has turbulence

7

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

7

Age has
nothing
to do
with
maturity,
maturity comes with
experience,
and every single
person develops
at a different time
in their life

7

When you
repite
a mistake,
it is not
a mistake
any more:
it is a decision

2

I don't need you,I prefer you

4

I love saying really random things in the middle of a conversation, just to see who's paying attention.

30

This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

48

Cleaning house =

10% actual cleaning + 90% playing with stuff you just found.

18

if it scares you,it might be a good thing to try

4

if we fall,that is in sin

1

sin is an invention of some repressed in response to what they never will be able to enjoy

1

don't wait for the perfect moment.Take the moment and make it perfect

3

Who determined sin?

Some guys in a desert 4,000 years ago?

Maybe it's time to revisit these rules.

9

Sometimes no response is the most powerful one.

35

Truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it, it will defend itself.

6

soy un gallego de Madrid, ourensano de Lavapies, madrileño de Ourense

1

Creí que estaba enganchado pero en realidad estaba usando mi tiempo de puta madre.

1

MADRID 2020 / cómo explicar la periferia a una liebre muerta

2

Sex and love don't have to be together.

But when they are both are greater.

6

Iros pal carallo.
(& keep calm)

1

YES!!
AGAIN!!
YESSS*!!
AGAIN!!
OH YES!!
AGAINNN*!!
OMFG YES!!
AGAIN?!?!?!

déjà fucking vu

27

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

132

tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such away that they look forward to the trip

32

never underestimate the power of a woman's intuition.
Some women can recognize game before you even play it

1

everything is esier when you don't concern yourself with what everybody else is doing

1

I'm too sexy for my ex •

42

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

4

i'll fuck for sex

4

god didn't made seas for us to drink it...

...or he hasn't poured so much salt on it

2

Kiss me like your ex is watching

4

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

241

SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS.

21

I WOULD LOSE WEIGHT

BUT I HATE LOSING

173

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

262

when people ask what I see in you,I just smile and look away because I'm afraid if they knew,they'd fall in love with you too

3

jesus dies for somebody's
sins ......

but not mine

2

renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

57

thank god
i'm an atheist!

118

gays have not idea how much long something they said can stay in a girl's mind

1

I'll keep you safe
you keep me wild

4

don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket

5

I have a bad-hair-day

shave it off

2

life is a beach... or is it a bitch?

2

i want
my heart
and my
passions to
be the
most beautiful things about
me

3

If you wish to influence, increase your vocabulary, not your decibel level.

7

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

63

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

I'M NOT SEXY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW IT.

2

Sometimes, you just have to put tape on your nipples and go running in the rain.

124

NEW SHOES DARLING?

~ deja fucking vu

81

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

If all men are the same, why are girls so picky?

34

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