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are you really in love or are you in love with being in love

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music is

food for

the soul

14

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.

It's about dancing in the rain!

2

The sound and smell of rain soothes my soul

13

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep.....
the 4th one wonders if penguins have knees

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When life gives you lemons, you sqeeze them in peoples faces

3

Today a fighter and tomorrow a winner!
Pain passes, but pride is forever!

4

the only 10 you are is on the pH scale because bitch you're basic

32

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

39

Sometimes it's
not the butterflies that tell you you're in love, but the pain •

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I sent a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 10 people called me. I need smarter friends.

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save me from this thing called love

9

Don't let "I love you" be the password to your pussy.

40

My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than i am.

4

What's 5 inches long, has a head on it, it's in a mans pants and women love to blow it?

- money $

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I'm not very good at flirting a lot of the time it comes out like:FFZFGJGFSDDSRYUFSDGTYGFGHGH...
Your hair looks nice its very... brown?

3

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

10

If i had $1 for every time i thought about you,
I would have $1, because you never left my mind.

47

When
I'm flirting
with you,
please cooperate •

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Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

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our phones fall down, we panic.

our friends fall down, we laugh.

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Was sagt ein grosser Stift zum kleinen Stift?

- Wachsmalstift.

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast OUR song...

...a 30sec ad video
plays first.

109

I was choosing a password for my email, I tried BrazilDefence but it was too weak.

15

society: "Be yourself!"

society: "No, not like that."

14

The best antiques are old friends!

16

Do I have to wake up?

I just woke up yesterday.

17

You're a bitch
You're a b
You're a
You're
You
Yo
Y
You
You're
You're a
You're a bi
You're a bitch
Oh, you're still a bitch

23

I'm a single mom.

What's your superpower?

19

I love onions so much, that they make me cry.

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es ist zeit schreiend im kreis zu rennen...

9

i hate when people see me in the city and they are like

"hey, what are you doing here?"

- well, you know. hunting elephants...

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ich bekomme besuch. habe großkotzig gesagt, dass ich was koche. wusste nur nicht dass mein gast vegan is(s)t.

es gibt holz.

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