Posts Liked by wknd

The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Ich hab da so `ne Theorie. Ich glaube mein Beuteschema steht nicht auf mich.

Man kann ziemlich einfach das Geschlecht von Mandarinen bestimmen.

Die einen sind ohne Grund sauer, die anderen spritzen dir ohne Vorwarnung ins Auge.

$Bold is a Art house . ? . / \ | ? | ? | | | | | | | ? ?$

I'm not good at push ups, pull ups, or sit ups.

I'm pretty good at fuck ups tho.

See you all in church. Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

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A of lights and people
N around me smiling and
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A L their feet for some cuddle

$That moment when you are on the toilet and figure out that you forgot to take the phone. O nooooooooo | / | |_(__ \ \ ) \ ) ( /_ " " " " " " " "" " " " " "$