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JE SUIS
CHARLIE.

51

I saw the sun today!

16

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses...
sometimes the "m" is silent !

29

Als ich jung war, waren Singles noch aus Vinyl und nicht aus Verzweiflung.

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Es gibt Leute, die können mit ihren Händen gut Klavier spielen.

Es gibt Leute, die können gut zeichnen.

Und es gibt mich - ich kann klatschen.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

169

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

356

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

206

I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

236

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

256

If the phone doesn't ring,
it's me.

178

the only thing you should take personally
is your personality

166

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

219

The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

171

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

452

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

See you all in church.

Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

176

sad people
love the rain
because they are
no longer crying alone

216

FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SO HARDCORE THEY EAT "PAIN" FOR BREAKFAST.

190

It's not easy being psychic, but I already knew that.

101

It's
Black
Friday

67

K
C
U
F

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

353

Viele sagen Zürich sei eingebildet, dabei gibt
es die Stadt wirklich.

139

Was sagt ein grosser Stift zum kleinen Stift?

- Wachsmalstift.

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